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I think this could be the trigger point for first contact.
Finally they will see we are becoming one with our technology.
Hopefully his finger will ensure that he never needs to use his floppy again!
Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Reminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.
If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be
I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI think I would just like a normal finger......Comment
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Captain Hook or one of those Inspector Gadget thingymabob'sOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostReminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.
If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be
I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.Comment
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Were you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?Originally posted by Drewster View PostMmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostMmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!![Bites knuckles] Mmmmmmmph! [/bites knuckles]Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWere you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?
[Tears streaming] MmmmmmmPh! [/tears streaming]
[jiminy cricket] Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket]Comment
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I'd have Fingermouse fitted.I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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