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    Stick your finger in

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...USB-drive.html


    #2
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      I think this could be the trigger point for first contact.
      Finally they will see we are becoming one with our technology.

      Hopefully his finger will ensure that he never needs to use his floppy again!
      Originally posted by cailin maith
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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        #4
        Reminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.

        If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be

        I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          #5
          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          I think I would just like a normal finger......
          Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
            Reminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.

            If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be

            I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.
            Captain Hook or one of those Inspector Gadget thingymabob's

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              #7
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!
              Were you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Were you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?
                [Bites knuckles] Mmmmmmmph! [/bites knuckles]
                [Tears streaming] MmmmmmmPh! [/tears streaming]
                [jiminy cricket] Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket]

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                  #9
                  I'd have a chocolate finger fitted.

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                    #10
                    I'd have Fingermouse fitted.
                    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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