Adds a whole new meaning to "pull my finger"
"No go on, really, pull my finger. I can't get the bloody USB key out!"
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A finger of fudge is just enough...
I'd fit a retractable, razor-sharp claw. With a safety mechanism, in case it extended while nose-picking.
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostMmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWere you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?
[Tears streaming] MmmmmmmPh! [/tears streaming]
[jiminy cricket] Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket]
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostMmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostReminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.
If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be
I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.
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Reminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.
If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be
I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.
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I think this could be the trigger point for first contact.
Finally they will see we are becoming one with our technology.
Hopefully his finger will ensure that he never needs to use his floppy again!
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