Stick your finger in

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DaveB replied

17 March 2009, 16:48
Adds a whole new meaning to "pull my finger"

"No go on, really, pull my finger. I can't get the bloody USB key out!"
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realityhack replied

17 March 2009, 16:46
A finger of fudge is just enough...

I'd fit a retractable, razor-sharp claw. With a safety mechanism, in case it extended while nose-picking.
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Rookie replied

17 March 2009, 16:07
I'd have Fingermouse fitted.
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DimPrawn replied

17 March 2009, 15:59
I'd have a chocolate finger fitted.
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Drewster replied

17 March 2009, 15:45
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Were you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?

[Bites knuckles] Mmmmmmmph! [/bites knuckles]
[Tears streaming] MmmmmmmPh! [/tears streaming]
[jiminy cricket] Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket]
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oracleslave replied

17 March 2009, 15:42
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!

Were you considering going down the route of "What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball"?
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oracleslave replied

17 March 2009, 15:40
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

Reminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.

If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be

I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.

Captain Hook or one of those Inspector Gadget thingymabob's
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Drewster replied

17 March 2009, 15:40
Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

I think I would just like a normal finger......

Mmmph! Mmmmmmph! [jiminy cricket] Don't do it Drewster! Just Don't!![/jiminy cricket] Mmmmmmmmmmph!!
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zara_backdog replied

17 March 2009, 15:38
Reminds me a bit of Kryten's groinal attachment's.

If anyone else lost a digit - what would your attachment of choise would it be

I think I would just like a normal finger however a Swiss Army Knife may prove useful.
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FSM with Cheddar replied

17 March 2009, 15:14
I think this could be the trigger point for first contact.
Finally they will see we are becoming one with our technology.

Hopefully his finger will ensure that he never needs to use his floppy again!
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NotAllThere replied

17 March 2009, 15:12
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DimPrawn started a topic Stick your finger in

17 March 2009, 15:02
Stick your finger in

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...USB-drive.html
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