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    #31
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    12 Feet Pounds!

    FFS!
    Got a stiffy there?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #32
      i can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"

      "come in Alpha Zulu, target down"

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        #33
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Got a stiffy there?
        Not at all, just amused at you making light of a massacre and then back pedalling when someone pulls you up about responsible gun ownership.

        Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
        i can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"
        Keep imagining. You may have a wet dream tonight.

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          #34
          I've been told people often get wet when you post

          All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!

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            #35
            Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
            I've been told people often get wet when you post

            All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!
            At least I can spell.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              I'm telling my mum
              Yeah Yeah

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                #37
                Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
                Yeah Yeah
                Are you related to Lucy?

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                  #38
                  I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.


                    Bottle of vodka laced with something nasty and left where they will find it. Job done.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.


                      How're the brakes on your autogyro?

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