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Anyone here own a gun?
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
i can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostGot a stiffy there?
Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Posti can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"Comment
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I've been told people often get wet when you post
All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!Comment
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Originally posted by Foxy Moron View PostI've been told people often get wet when you post
All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!Comment
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I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.
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