Wi-Fi in the home and risk of cancer

[Moscow Mule]

Indeed !!

Are you sure it's not just old-age?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Subjecting myslef to wi fi and bluetooth radiation is my "pension plan"

[Foxy Moron]

What? So being near WiFi has made you ill?

Him having Wi FI has made us all ill, mentally

[BrowneIssue]

Must one have the shiny side in or out?

The shiny side on the outside the reflect the bad waves and the inside you have to paint black to absorb the bad ones already inside your skull.

It then works as a bad wave diode, emitting the bad ones but still allowing the good energy from the crystals in your earth to enter your body through your feet.

In fact, to maximise the good earth energy, one needs to find somewhere with plenty of granite and dig a deep hole. Go and live in it for a while. That ancient rock will protect you from the bad rays being generated by modern living. Then the good energy being emitted from mother earth will definitely sort you out...

hint: radon

[eliquant]

Wi-Fi is relatively new in the technological age of things (though the underlying technology isn't), so who knows ?

You need a few generations for the mutations to clearly manifest themselves, though of course, some of these could be quite beneficial.

Imagine having 8 arms for example, or 6 monstrous giant willies, or even suction hands and feet like a gecko ?

Imagine all of the above, and you could stand upside down on your ceiling, giving yourself 6 hand jobs whilst reading the paper !

How seriously cool is that !

Not all mutations are bad you know !

And don't believe the story about hackers being able to change the wavelengths so that they can manipulate the emissions and change your DNA.

That's completely false and silly and nothing like that could ever ever ever happen in a billion years ever. Honestly.

But I shall let you in to a little secret.

Whilst wi-fi may or may not be dangerous to your health, there is something infinitely more lethal to be worried about.

Being born.

In fact, recent surveys have discovered that there is a 100% correllation to dying, and they have found that being born is the primary cause of this malady.

Amazing huh ?