Reply to: Wi-Fi in the home and risk of cancer

[eliquant]

Wi-Fi is relatively new in the technological age of things (though the underlying technology isn't), so who knows ?

You need a few generations for the mutations to clearly manifest themselves, though of course, some of these could be quite beneficial.

Imagine having 8 arms for example, or 6 monstrous giant willies, or even suction hands and feet like a gecko ?

Imagine all of the above, and you could stand upside down on your ceiling, giving yourself 6 hand jobs whilst reading the paper !

How seriously cool is that !

Not all mutations are bad you know !

And don't believe the story about hackers being able to change the wavelengths so that they can manipulate the emissions and change your DNA.

That's completely false and silly and nothing like that could ever ever ever happen in a billion years ever. Honestly.

But I shall let you in to a little secret.

Whilst wi-fi may or may not be dangerous to your health, there is something infinitely more lethal to be worried about.

Being born.

In fact, recent surveys have discovered that there is a 100% correllation to dying, and they have found that being born is the primary cause of this malady.

Amazing huh ?

[BrowneIssue]

Must one have the shiny side in or out?

The shiny side on the outside the reflect the bad waves and the inside you have to paint black to absorb the bad ones already inside your skull.

It then works as a bad wave diode, emitting the bad ones but still allowing the good energy from the crystals in your earth to enter your body through your feet.

In fact, to maximise the good earth energy, one needs to find somewhere with plenty of granite and dig a deep hole. Go and live in it for a while. That ancient rock will protect you from the bad rays being generated by modern living. Then the good energy being emitted from mother earth will definitely sort you out...

hint: radon

[Foxy Moron]

What? So being near WiFi has made you ill?

Him having Wi FI has made us all ill, mentally

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Subjecting myslef to wi fi and bluetooth radiation is my "pension plan"

[Moscow Mule]

Indeed !!

Are you sure it's not just old-age?

[Cyberman]

What? So being near WiFi has made you ill?

Indeed !!

[Foxy Moron]

Yeah , who want to end up looking like Cybertory

[Moscow Mule]

This looks like a good read...

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

There is a simple fix to protect yourself from these "waves". Fashion yourself a helmet using aluminium foil. The inside of a small fruit bowl provides a good template. Make sure you wear this on your head at all times and you have nothing to worry about. Trust me.

Do some research man, that's the last thing you want to put on your head...

[Foxy Moron]

I don't agree, due to my own experience with using Wifi and mobiles. I use both as little as possible for this reason.

There is more radiation from a 40w lightbulb than a mobile phone. Although I can imagine you sat in the dark, in that one room you live in

[juststarting]

I think he meant a microwave oven.

Thing is, it's quite hard to get a microwave oven to fry your head (unless you cut it off first, but then a fried head is the least of your worries).

correct.

[Churchill]

There is a simple fix to protect yourself from these "waves". Fashion yourself a helmet using aluminium foil. The inside of a small fruit bowl provides a good template. Make sure you wear this on your head at all times and you have nothing to worry about. Trust me.

Must one have the shiny side in or out?

[Ruprect]

There is a simple fix to protect yourself from these "waves". Fashion yourself a helmet using aluminium foil. The inside of a small fruit bowl provides a good template. Make sure you wear this on your head at all times and you have nothing to worry about. Trust me.

[FSM with Cheddar]

I don't agree, due to my own experience with using Wifi and mobiles. I use both as little as possible for this reason.

What? So being near WiFi has made you ill?

[Cyberman]

Yes but at a massively reduced power compared to mobile phones.

We are also bombarded with natural radio waves covering the full spectrum on a constant basis.

WiFi is totally insignificant.

I don't agree, due to my own experience with using Wifi and mobiles. I use both as little as possible for this reason.

[Moscow Mule]

This looks like a good read...

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/