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    #61
    Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
    I just "googled" her (suspecting a michy-misinformation).

    What a babe!
    She'll be available soon BB; she's filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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      #62
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      The german physiology and make up of the brain is notably different from the Gallic and the English. The right hemisphere of the cortex is smaller and this is where humour is registered. It is believed to be the reason why Germans are assumed to have little or no sense of humour
      Does it explain why they're so randy?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #63
        Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post
        She'll be available soon BB; she's filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson
        Not sure I'd want "sloppy seconds" on that, come to think of it.

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          #64
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Does it explain why they're so randy?
          Ja, weil we konnen nicht jokes über uns selves machen.

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            #65
            Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
            Ja, weil we konnen nicht jokes über uns selves machen.
            ja. ver vutt ve be , withouten ze sense ut humour ?
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #66
              Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
              Ja, weil we konnen nicht jokes über uns selves machen.
              Ve cannot laugh so ve hef orgasms instead!

              It’s not a bad way to make up for a poor sense of humour is it?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #67
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Ve cannot laugh so ve hef orgasms instead!

                It’s not a bad way to make up for a poor sense of humour is it?
                They can't laugh much, so have to make up for it by pulling "vinegar faces".

                Fair do's.

                I wish someone'd tell me OH that Germans are supposed to be pervertedly randy...

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  ja. ver vutt ve be , withouten ze sense ut humour ?
                  The Germans actually do have a very robust sense of humour. It's just that it involves invading Poland.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #69
                    During the wave of 'Americanisation' in Britain, the marathon bar was renamed 'snickers' , so as to appeal to the US market.
                    What is less well known is that plans to rename the mars bar 'snunderpants' were quietly dropped
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #70
                      sasguru is incredibly well informed on many, if not all subjects, and can engage in a debate using cohesive and intelligently constructed arguments without resorting to insults.

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