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    #31
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Brian - Of all the replies in this thread you pick on POSH!!

    SHAME ON YOU!
    I know, I know...<hangs head in shame>

    In my defence, it is very early and I haven't had coffee yet...

    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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      #32
      William Shatners hairpieces are made from the silken pubic hair of the female Gopher. He has three, of differing lengths , to give the impression of it growing then being cut.
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #33
        I tell lies. That's the truth.

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          #34
          Originally posted by foritisme View Post
          I tell lies. That's the truth.
          And that is the perfect example of the Liar Paradox.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #35
            Originally posted by foritisme View Post
            I tell lies. That's the truth.
            Ah, but I always lie.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Ah, but I always lie.
              If I asked you five minutes ago "Do you always lie?" what would your answer have been?
              Originally posted by cailin maith
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                #37
                Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post
                Hmm.

                NOTE. A pervasive folk etymology renders the term as an acronym of p(ort) o(out), s(tarboard) h(ome), with ref. to the ideal accomodations on the passage to India by way of the Suez Canal, a packet service provided by the Peninsula and Eastern steamship line. The acronym is said to explain the right placement of one's stateroom for being on the shady or the lee side of the ship.
                Another data point. My grandmother told me the acronym when I was a nipper. Her elder sister had spent many years out in India, and she would have travelled there and back by ship.
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #38
                  Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer - this can't be proven however, as he has NEVER cried.
                  And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                    Hmm.



                    Another data point. My grandmother told me the acronym when I was a nipper. Her elder sister had spent many years out in India, and she would have travelled there and back by ship.
                    The word "posh" has existed for some time, in its current meaning. But it Arthur Akroyd who first came up with the apocryphal acronym, during his summer tour, the Neasden venue, 1928.

                    - Turned out nice again.
                    <<Audience laugh>>
                    - Oooh, where's me washboard?
                    <<Extended laughter>>
                    - ere, you know, I was on a cruise - now, stop it. Stop it. - And I suddenly came over all posh. - settle down you lot - it was my tickets see - they had Port Out Starboard Home
                    <<Uproarious laughter, applause, three heart attacks, four strokes and twenty-seven attacks of hysterics>>
                    Last edited by NotAllThere; 10 March 2009, 12:33.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #40
                      The first incident of sexual harassment at work is now recognised to have
                      been the constant depredations Mary Queen of Scots made on her secretary
                      Rizzio. She would often keep him working late and embarrass him by making
                      leading comments in French.
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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