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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostDaddy longlegs have the most deadly bite of any spider, but their jaws are too small to penetrate adults' skin. Young children OTOH should be careful when handling them ...
Especially as neither crane-flies nor harvestment are spiders.Originally posted by themistry View PostUrban Legend, and disproved by the legendary Mythbusters.
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Sh!t is mostly made up of stuff that's never been inside the human body.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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In a fair fight, one daddy longlegs can take on three Scottish midgies
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Adolf Hitler only had one ball, the other is kept in the Albert hall(\__/)
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Urban myth alert!!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSimilarly, the word 'posh' is an acronym for port out starboard home.Gas masks don't fit snails...
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Brian - Of all the replies in this thread you pick on POSH!!Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post
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WAR = We Are RightOriginally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.Originally posted by lightng View PostChuck Norris CAN lick his own elbow."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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