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    #41
    Though Brigette Bardot represented freedom to others, she herself
    came from a fiercely, repressive petit-bourgeois background. On her
    wedding night (after the civil ceremony, but before the religious one),
    her father stood at the end of the bed with a shotgun, ready to shoot
    Roger Vadim if he attempted to enter the bridal suite. Though she appeared
    nude in many pictures, BB - or the Sex Kitten, as she was known to a
    generation - now devotes herself to animal rights and the restoration
    of traditional values. In the summer she runs up and down the beach at
    St. Tropez with a paddle, cursing topless bathers and swatting at their
    parts.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #42
      It has been calculated that after three years of marriage the average
      couple talk to each other for six and a half minutes a week.
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #43
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Though Brigette Bardot represented freedom to others, she herself
        came from a fiercely, repressive petit-bourgeois background. On her
        wedding night (after the civil ceremony, but before the religious one),
        her father stood at the end of the bed with a shotgun, ready to shoot
        Roger Vadim if he attempted to enter the bridal suite. Though she appeared
        nude in many pictures, BB - or the Sex Kitten, as she was known to a
        generation - now devotes herself to animal rights and the restoration
        of traditional values. In the summer she runs up and down the beach at
        St. Tropez with a paddle, cursing topless bathers and swatting at their
        parts.
        I thought the purpose of this thread was to a present fictious idea as factual, or at least plausible, truth...

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          #44
          Oral sex between consenting males is mentioned eleven times in the Bible
          and never censoriously, yet any mention of it has been edited out of the
          Readers Digest condensed version.
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            Google are in talks with AtW with reference to buying and killing SKA
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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              #46
              Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
              I thought the purpose of this thread was to a present fictious idea as factual, or at least plausible, truth...
              I like what you did there BB!
              Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                #47
                Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
                I thought the purpose of this thread was to a present fictious idea as factual, or at least plausible, truth...
                In Ulan Batur, auto-erotic habits within marriage are impossible since at
                that altitude semen stains everything it touches magenta.
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by BlightyBoy View Post
                  I thought the purpose of this thread was to a present fictious idea as factual, or at least plausible, truth...
                  George Gershwin, who with his brother Ira waged a lonely battle to make
                  jazz more respectable, composed Rhapsody In Blue with a black woman
                  sitting on his face.
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    auto-erotic
                    What's that? W**king over car mags?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      George Gershwin, who with his brother Ira waged a lonely battle to make
                      jazz more respectable, composed Rhapsody In Blue with a black woman
                      sitting on his face.
                      Sorry, I misread and confused with your previous post... "jazz".

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