Women who pay for sex

[BoredBloke]

It's very good for the skin, apparently. Works wonders for a cold as well if you rub it into your chest

What does Marmite or relish or are you talking about 'Gentlemans relish'? If it's the last one I'd have to conduct some trials in that first by rubbing it into the chests of various (female) subjects.

[MaryPoppins]

Yeah, some are okay: Madonna, Kylie, etc. Many women turn very ugly after the age of 40 though.

Jeez, and you must all be akin to adonis, right?

[MaryPoppins]

What does Marmite or relish or are you talking about 'Gentlemans relish'? If it's the last one I'd have to conduct some trials in that first by rubbing it into the chests of various (female) subjects.

I'm guessing he's attempting to encourage some lucky lady into the rubbing of semen into breasticles.

[TimberWolf]

Jeez, and you must all be akin to adonis, right?

What amused me is some time back we had a thread about whether we would sh*g Madonna, and some here turned their noses at the suggestion! As if...

[DaveB]

I'm guessing he's attempting to encourage some lucky lady into the rubbing of semen into breasticles.

Dammit, and I thought I was being subtle.....

[DaveB]

Jeez, and you must all be akin to adonis, right?

I know I'm not and have lowered my expectations accordingly. Turning up and lying still would cover it

[MaryPoppins]

What amused me is some time back we had a thread about whether we would sh*g Madonna, and some here turned their noses at the suggestion! As if...

Really? She has gone quite...manly though? Hasn't she?

[BoredBloke]

I'm guessing he's attempting to encourage some lucky lady into the rubbing of semen into breasticles.

Are you offering - Remember you pay me even if it's for scientific purposes

[TimberWolf]

Really? She has gone quite...manly though? Hasn't she?

Skinny rather than manly I would say.

[Pinto]

Jeez, and you must all be akin to adonis, right?

No way! Have you seen Adonis's? It's tiny.