• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

I'll marmelise her

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Should we have a poll on that?
    They've all gone back to Poland, there's a recession on don't you know?
    Originally posted by cailin maith
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by expat View Post
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Kids eh?

      Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.
      Should we have a poll on that?
      A poll on that, yes. But do not dig a pool.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        my daughter turned 16 in November. She lives with her mum and I rang last night to make arrangements for her to stay this weekend.

        Arrangements all made she says 'Dad, I have something to tell you'

        of course I get a large stream of brown adrenalin running straight down my leg

        'er, what is it ?'

        'er.....'

        by now I have a large throbbing vein in my temple and my heart is doing 200 revs

        'come on, spit it out, you know you can tell me anything'

        'It's my minge, I tried to do it myself and it's a bit wonky'

        massive floods of relief

        I'll blooming marmelise her



        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I never said that....

        I have no idea anyway - I don't know what it is like to be non shaven. First time I was ever allowed to wear a bikini on holiday I was 16 - my mam sent me into the bathroom to sort out my bikini line.... in there armed with daddys razor (he went mental) I got to work on it.... I dodn't realise she meant only round the edges so I shaved the whole thing off.... what grew back isn't worth talking about Oh well....

        So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

        Comment


          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost


          You're going to get for digging that out....

          Shhh, maybe she won't notice!
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

          Comment


            #15
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?

            Comment


              #16
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              Shhh, maybe she won't notice!
              Bump
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?
                Originally posted by zeitghost


                You're going to get for digging that out....

                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Shhh, maybe she won't notice!
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Bump
                Ahem.....

                All round spanking here I think!!!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  Kids eh?

                  Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.
                  patio.

                  The vegetarian option.

                  Comment


                    #19
                    OP, that was the test run. She'll tell you the real news at the weekend when you see her. She just wanted an idea of your potential reaction.

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X