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I'll marmelise her
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They've all gone back to Poland, there's a recession on don't you know?Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmy daughter turned 16 in November. She lives with her mum and I rang last night to make arrangements for her to stay this weekend.
Arrangements all made she says 'Dad, I have something to tell you'
of course I get a large stream of brown adrenalin running straight down my leg
'er, what is it ?'
'er.....'
by now I have a large throbbing vein in my temple and my heart is doing 200 revs
'come on, spit it out, you know you can tell me anything'
'It's my minge, I tried to do it myself and it's a bit wonky'
massive floods of relief
I'll blooming marmelise her
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI never said that....
I have no idea anyway - I don't know what it is like to be non shaven. First time I was ever allowed to wear a bikini on holiday I was 16 - my mam sent me into the bathroom to sort out my bikini line.... in there armed with daddys razor (he went mental) I got to work on it.... I dodn't realise she meant only round the edges so I shaved the whole thing off.... what grew back isn't worth talking about
Oh well....
So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?
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Shhh, maybe she won't notice!Originally posted by zeitghost
You're going to get
for digging that out....

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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?

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BumpOriginally posted by DaveB View PostShhh, maybe she won't notice!
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?
Originally posted by zeitghost
You're going to get
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostShhh, maybe she won't notice!
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All round spanking here I think!!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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patio.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostKids eh?
Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.
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OP, that was the test run. She'll tell you the real news at the weekend when you see her. She just wanted an idea of your potential reaction.
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