Reply to: I'll marmelise her

[shoes]

OP, that was the test run. She'll tell you the real news at the weekend when you see her. She just wanted an idea of your potential reaction.

[wobbegong]

Kids eh?

Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.

patio.

[cailin maith]

So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?

You're going to get for digging that out....

Shhh, maybe she won't notice!

Bump

Ahem.....

All round spanking here I think!!!

[Moscow Mule]

Shhh, maybe she won't notice!

Bump

[BrilloPad]

So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?

[DaveB]

You're going to get for digging that out....

Shhh, maybe she won't notice!

[DaveB]

my daughter turned 16 in November. She lives with her mum and I rang last night to make arrangements for her to stay this weekend.

Arrangements all made she says 'Dad, I have something to tell you'

of course I get a large stream of brown adrenalin running straight down my leg

'er, what is it ?'

'er.....'

by now I have a large throbbing vein in my temple and my heart is doing 200 revs

'come on, spit it out, you know you can tell me anything'

'It's my minge, I tried to do it myself and it's a bit wonky'

massive floods of relief

I'll blooming marmelise her

I never said that....

I have no idea anyway - I don't know what it is like to be non shaven. First time I was ever allowed to wear a bikini on holiday I was 16 - my mam sent me into the bathroom to sort out my bikini line.... in there armed with daddys razor (he went mental) I got to work on it.... I dodn't realise she meant only round the edges so I shaved the whole thing off.... what grew back isn't worth talking about Oh well....

So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?

[BrowneIssue]

Kids eh?

Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.

Should we have a poll on that?

A poll on that, yes. But do not dig a pool.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Should we have a poll on that?

They've all gone back to Poland, there's a recession on don't you know?

[expat]

Kids eh?

Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.

Should we have a poll on that?

[EternalOptimist]

you shouldn't put thoughts like that in a dad's head. I'm going tell bishop Sentamu about you, you sinner.

[Bear]

That's just wrong!!!! very wrong!!!!!!

[Bagpuss]

Marmelise, haven't heard that for a while. Along with Codswallop

[d000hg]

my daughter turned 16 in November. She lives with her mum and I rang last night to make arrangements for her to stay this weekend.

Arrangements all made she says 'Dad, I have something to tell you'

of course I get a large stream of brown adrenalin running straight down my leg

'er, what is it ?'

'er.....'

by now I have a large throbbing vein in my temple and my heart is doing 200 revs

'come on, spit it out, you know you can tell me anything'

'It's my minge, I tried to do it myself and it's a bit wonky'

massive floods of relief

I'll blooming marmelise her

[thelace]

Kids eh?

Can't live with em, can't kill them then chop them up and hide the bits under your lawn.

You can't?

Boy am I in deep doodoos