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They've all gone back to Poland, there's a recession on don't you know?Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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A poll on that, yes. But do not dig a pool.Originally posted by expat View PostDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmy daughter turned 16 in November. She lives with her mum and I rang last night to make arrangements for her to stay this weekend.
Arrangements all made she says 'Dad, I have something to tell you'
of course I get a large stream of brown adrenalin running straight down my leg
'er, what is it ?'
'er.....'
by now I have a large throbbing vein in my temple and my heart is doing 200 revs
'come on, spit it out, you know you can tell me anything'
'It's my minge, I tried to do it myself and it's a bit wonky'
massive floods of relief
I'll blooming marmelise her
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI never said that....
I have no idea anyway - I don't know what it is like to be non shaven. First time I was ever allowed to wear a bikini on holiday I was 16 - my mam sent me into the bathroom to sort out my bikini line.... in there armed with daddys razor (he went mental) I got to work on it.... I dodn't realise she meant only round the edges so I shaved the whole thing off.... what grew back isn't worth talking about
Oh well....
So CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told?
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Shhh, maybe she won't notice!Originally posted by zeitghost
You're going to get
for digging that out....
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told? 
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BumpOriginally posted by DaveB View PostShhh, maybe she won't notice!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSo CM is EO's Daughter? Is there something we havn't been told? Originally posted by zeitghost
You're going to get for digging that out....
Originally posted by DaveB View PostShhh, maybe she won't notice!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post Ahem.....Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
All round spanking here I think!!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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OP, that was the test run. She'll tell you the real news at the weekend when you see her. She just wanted an idea of your potential reaction.
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