Money Well Spent?

[xoggoth]

Or stick a big sign on the front of their abodes. "Convicted murderer", "Rapist", "Child molester", "Abetter of foregoing", "...please murder, amnesty provided". Net cost to taxpayer, £120 to Big Signs Limited.

PS I don't like what your smilies are doing. It's disgusting! Same with dragonflies on our pond at moment. Makes me ashamed to be a mollusc.

[vetran]

Channel 330 - Horror Movies - Slugs!

Caught almost 60 seconds of this all time horror classic -on the satellite the other night, killer slugs driven wild presumably by beer traps take over the neighbourhood (via the loo) and eat courting couples. Almost as terryifying as 'spice girls - the movie'.

[xoggoth]

There a movie about killer slugs? Where can I get a copy?

[Joe Bloggs]

Killer slugs on the rampage in a rural community

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093995/

Definately something for you Xog, an 18 rating as well and (apparently) banned in Iceland for some strange reason...perhaps that's where they come from...

[xoggoth]

Hate the comment on that. "Slugs suck as monsters" indeed! Slugs could be deadly, being so slow and slimy. Just two Great Black Slugs could crawl up your nostrils while you were asleep and suffocate you without you ever waking up. All that is lacking is motive and I have been working on that. If our garden is anything to go by (admittedly it is carefully managed as a natural slug reserve) there are also about 5000 for every one of us. Be afraid, be very afraid!

PS

Now maybe, just maybe, we're dealing with a mutant form of slug here, a kind that eats meat

Mutant? There already are carnivorous slugs, the Testacellidae, this rare group feed on earthworms, centipedes, other slugs and (when they can get them) old ladies.

PPS
A timely prompt. For anyone dying to know the full story of The MUTANT SLUGS from the fifth dimension.

[stackpole]

I see in the DT that that whatesrname woman, girlfriend of Ian Brady, costs us £700,000 a year.

I assume you mean Myra Hindley.

She died three years ago, so if your figure is correct, we've actually saved over two million quid since then.

Good news, because instead of paying for her, we can use that money to pay the benefits of up to 30 more immigrants, or to kill one extra insurgent in Iraq, or to pay the pensions of the next five retiring New Labour MPs.

Two million would also have paid for 55% of Tony Blair's new house. That was when he bought it a year ago - he'd probably get change now!

[xoggoth]

Oh look! Ian Brady, Ian Huntley, Mira Hindley, Maxine Carr, what difference does it make? you're just making fun of me cos I'm senile aren't you? same with whoever it was, somebody, that person, who was at me last week just cos' I got Animal Farm and 1984 mixed up. Near enough.

Moderators. Please ban anyone who is nasty to me regardless of which letter their name begins with.

[stackpole]

You're just making fun of me cos I'm senile aren't you?

I wasn't aware that I was making fun of you.

I have no wish to incur the wrath of the slugs that dwell within the Conchoid of Nicomedes.