mich

[Mich the Tester]

Micheline van Hautem is a girl...

Never heard of her.

[ratewhore]

No, they even mail me as Mich. I think it's something to do with some semi-famous Dutch guy from the past that I apparently resemble.

Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?

[Mich the Tester]

Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?

Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.

[ratewhore]

Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.

What you really mean is you were so tulip in the sack you turned her into a lesbian...

[DS23]

maybe she was mental and then went sane?

edit. bugger. too slow.

[TykeMerc]

What you really mean is you were so tulip in the sack you turned her into a lesbian...

Harsh.....

But entertaining

[EternalOptimist]

Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.

did you ever do it in a car ?
hang on, sorry.
getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke

geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke


aw forgeddit

[Mich the Tester]

did you ever do it in a car ?
hang on, sorry.
getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke

geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke


aw forgeddit

I published a list of the cars I’ve done it in in last week’s Friday Five. Not proud of the Vauxhall Viva though.

[Platypus]

even though I’m not fat

Are you sure?

I seem to remember a thread about your stoutness and the destruction of several revolving security doors

[Mich the Tester]

Are you sure?

I seem to remember a thread about your stoutness and the destruction of several revolving security doors

I do indeed weigh 16 stone, but not fat. I've trained 5 times a week since I was about 7 as I used to play rugby at a high standard (yes, we even have serious rugby teams in NL). I play in a lower division team now but if the choice is train less and eat less or keep training and eat as much as I like, I'd prefer to keep training. And breaking revolving doors, of course.