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Never heard of her.Micheline van Hautem is a girl...
Never heard of her.Micheline van Hautem is a girl...
No, they even mail me as Mich. I think it's something to do with some semi-famous Dutch guy from the past that I apparently resemble.
Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?
Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.
What you really mean is you were so tulip in the sack you turned her into a lesbian...

Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.

I published a list of the cars I’ve done it in in last week’s Friday Five. Not proud of the Vauxhall Viva though.did you ever do it in a car ?
hang on, sorry.
getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke
geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke
aw forgeddit
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even though I’m not fat

I do indeed weigh 16 stone, but not fat. I've trained 5 times a week since I was about 7 as I used to play rugby at a high standard (yes, we even have serious rugby teams in NL). I play in a lower division team now but if the choice is train less and eat less or keep training and eat as much as I like, I'd prefer to keep training. And breaking revolving doors, of course.Are you sure?
I seem to remember a thread about your stoutness and the destruction of several revolving security doors![]()