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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Are you sure?

    I seem to remember a thread about your stoutness and the destruction of several revolving security doors
    I do indeed weigh 16 stone, but not fat. I've trained 5 times a week since I was about 7 as I used to play rugby at a high standard (yes, we even have serious rugby teams in NL). I play in a lower division team now but if the choice is train less and eat less or keep training and eat as much as I like, I'd prefer to keep training. And breaking revolving doors, of course.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    even though I’m not fat
    Are you sure?

    I seem to remember a thread about your stoutness and the destruction of several revolving security doors

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    did you ever do it in a car ?
    hang on, sorry.
    getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke

    geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke


    aw forgeddit


    I published a list of the cars I’ve done it in in last week’s Friday Five. Not proud of the Vauxhall Viva though.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.
    did you ever do it in a car ?
    hang on, sorry.
    getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke

    geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke


    aw forgeddit


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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    What you really mean is you were so tulip in the sack you turned her into a lesbian...
    Harsh.....

    But entertaining

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  • DS23
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    maybe she was mental and then went sane?

    edit. bugger. too slow.

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.
    What you really mean is you were so tulip in the sack you turned her into a lesbian...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?
    Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, they even mail me as Mich. I think it's something to do with some semi-famous Dutch guy from the past that I apparently resemble.
    Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    Micheline van Hautem is a girl...
    Never heard of her.

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, they even mail me as Mich. I think it's something to do with some semi-famous Dutch guy from the past that I apparently resemble.
    Micheline van Hautem is a girl...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    If it's a Dutch name, wouldn't it be pronounced Mick?
    Not necessarily.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    If it's a Dutch name, wouldn't it be pronounced Mick?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    It's not dutch for coont then is it?
    No. Last time I was in England the people at the pub said ‘oh look, Fat Tory Bastard’s come back’, even though I’m not fat, only a very reluctant conservative and I’m not an illegitimate child. Mind you, I call them thin veggie commies.

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, they even mail me as Mich. I think it's something to do with some semi-famous Dutch guy from the past that I apparently resemble.
    It's not dutch for coont then is it?

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