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I do indeed weigh 16 stone, but not fat. I've trained 5 times a week since I was about 7 as I used to play rugby at a high standard (yes, we even have serious rugby teams in NL). I play in a lower division team now but if the choice is train less and eat less or keep training and eat as much as I like, I'd prefer to keep training. And breaking revolving doors, of course.
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I published a list of the cars I’ve done it in in last week’s Friday Five. Not proud of the Vauxhall Viva though.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdid you ever do it in a car ?
hang on, sorry.
getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke
geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke
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did you ever do it in a car ?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.
hang on, sorry.
getting mixed up with Dick Van Dyke
geddit ? Dick, Van, Dyke
aw forgeddit
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What you really mean is you were so tulip in the sack you turned her into a lesbian...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.
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Yes, and more, but I didn’t realise it at the time. I once had a French girlfriend who asked me to marry her, in Paris, bord de la Seine and all that, and make babies. I was only 20 and shat my pants at the though of it so I said no. She went mental and fell in love with a loud fat woman from Germany.Originally posted by ratewhore View PostHave you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?
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Never heard of her.Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostMicheline van Hautem is a girl...
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Micheline van Hautem is a girl...Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, they even mail me as Mich. I think it's something to do with some semi-famous Dutch guy from the past that I apparently resemble.
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Not necessarily.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIf it's a Dutch name, wouldn't it be pronounced Mick?
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No. Last time I was in England the people at the pub said ‘oh look, Fat Tory Bastard’s come back’, even though I’m not fat, only a very reluctant conservative and I’m not an illegitimate child. Mind you, I call them thin veggie commies.Originally posted by ratewhore View PostIt's not dutch for coont then is it?
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