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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostA man here does it to me and the only other girl in this office. Personal space means nothing to himComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Thank you Kenneth Williams......"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostTerry Thomas
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostRecently there was a test. people went round LOndon barging into other people. Of those barged into 60% said sorry!
That's made me laugh out loud. I am totally awful for that and hate admitting it. Sometimes get really angry with myself and want to grab them and shout that I am NOT sorry actually. But I would look like a mentalist I guess.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Can we execute all left handed people please? They're witches I tell you.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostCan we execute all left handed people please? They're witches I tell you.Comment
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4. People who use THERE instead of THEIR and THEY'RE because they're too lazy to bother to engage their single braincell
5. People who use txtsp34k like U, UR, URS
6. Middle and outside lane hoggers on any motorway
7. People who think their front fog lights are a fashion accessory or a substitute for their headlights
8. People with loud exhaust pipes and/or stereos on loud with their car windows open
9. Anyone who is part of or supports "Celebrity Culture" including the media
10. All politicians without exception
11. Cold callers
12. All religious "officials"
13. Prominent Footballers and anyone who describes the team they support as WE unless they're actually a member of the club or a significant shareholder
14. Anyone who chews gum with their mouth open
15. Anyone who fails to consider the impact of their lack of personal hygine on othersComment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post4. People who use THERE instead of THEIR and THEY'RE because they're too lazy to bother to engage their single braincellOriginally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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