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    #11
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.
    I know what you mean. Had one of those round last week. He slipped some kippers into my slippers as well - cheeky bastard

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.
      Thanks, I can think of someone I’d like to do that to, and I might report back on it on monday.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.
        Tut, yeah - we've all been there.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          Originally posted by TCL View Post
          Anyone who thinks its ok to drive around with their foglights on

          a) when its not foggy or
          b) in town/heavy traffic when everyone is only feet apart and have very likely seen each other already.

          Gunshot, straight to the back of the head. No second chances.
          Those that don't put their foglights on when it's pea soup on the motorway.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            5. People who stand holding doors open for you when you're too far away to benefit, therefore forcing you to do that stupid trot-jog to the door and thanking them for that.
            jiggling

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              #16
              Originally posted by TCL View Post
              Anyone who thinks its ok to drive around with their foglights on

              a) when its not foggy or
              b) in town/heavy traffic when everyone is only feet apart and have very likely seen each other already.

              Gunshot, straight to the back of the head. No second chances.

              I tackled an Astra driving friend of mine about his fog light habit. He blustered that he put them on to stop people thinking he was in an unmarked police car. Lying t0sser
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                jiggling
                True - how do you know me?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  People who don't know the difference between "brought" and "bought"

                  "Keep them at 24,000"
                  "No, feet"

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    True - how do you know me?
                    I was just recollecting the times when I've opened doors for women. I like it when they run. And then I stand in the doorway and say there's room for both of us to squeeze through.

                    In truth? From the boob thread.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      I was just recollecting the times when I've opened doors for women. I like it when they run. And then I stand in the doorway and say there's room for both of us to squeeze through.

                      In truth? From the boob thread.
                      I suspect I was in a meeting with you on Weds in that case then. I have to admire such blatancy.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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