Summary Execution List

[bogeyman]

people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.

I know what you mean. Had one of those round last week. He slipped some kippers into my slippers as well - cheeky bastard

 

[Mich the Tester]

people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.

Thanks, I can think of someone I’d like to do that to, and I might report back on it on monday.

 

[MaryPoppins]

people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.

Tut, yeah - we've all been there.

 

[DimPrawn]

Anyone who thinks its ok to drive around with their foglights on

a) when its not foggy or
b) in town/heavy traffic when everyone is only feet apart and have very likely seen each other already.

Gunshot, straight to the back of the head. No second chances.

Those that don't put their foglights on when it's pea soup on the motorway.

 

[TimberWolf]

5. People who stand holding doors open for you when you're too far away to benefit, therefore forcing you to do that stupid trot-jog to the door and thanking them for that.

jiggling

 

[MaryPoppins]

Anyone who thinks its ok to drive around with their foglights on

a) when its not foggy or
b) in town/heavy traffic when everyone is only feet apart and have very likely seen each other already.

Gunshot, straight to the back of the head. No second chances.

I tackled an Astra driving friend of mine about his fog light habit. He blustered that he put them on to stop people thinking he was in an unmarked police car. Lying t0sser

 

[MaryPoppins]

jiggling

True - how do you know me?

 

[TCL]

People who don't know the difference between "brought" and "bought"

 

[TimberWolf]

True - how do you know me?

I was just recollecting the times when I've opened doors for women. I like it when they run. And then I stand in the doorway and say there's room for both of us to squeeze through.

In truth? From the boob thread.

 

[MaryPoppins]

I was just recollecting the times when I've opened doors for women. I like it when they run. And then I stand in the doorway and say there's room for both of us to squeeze through.

In truth? From the boob thread.

I suspect I was in a meeting with you on Weds in that case then. I have to admire such blatancy.