Summary Execution List

[BrilloPad]

I do always say thank you, against my own will sometimes. I also sometimes find myself saying sorry if someone else walks into me or something, not sure why...

Recently there was a test. people went round LOndon barging into other people. Of those barged into 60% said sorry!

[dinker]

A man here does it to me and the only other girl in this office. Personal space means nothing to him

I beleive it`s called frottage.

[BrilloPad]

Phwooarrr!

I SAY!

Thank you Kenneth Williams......

[DaveB]

Thank you Kenneth Williams......

Terry Thomas

[bogeyman]

Terry Thomas

Correct

[MaryPoppins]

Recently there was a test. people went round LOndon barging into other people. Of those barged into 60% said sorry!

That's made me laugh out loud. I am totally awful for that and hate admitting it. Sometimes get really angry with myself and want to grab them and shout that I am NOT sorry actually. But I would look like a mentalist I guess.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Can we execute all left handed people please? They're witches I tell you.

[DimPrawn]

Can we execute all left handed people please? They're witches I tell you.

[TykeMerc]

4. People who use THERE instead of THEIR and THEY'RE because they're too lazy to bother to engage their single braincell
5. People who use txtsp34k like U, UR, URS
6. Middle and outside lane hoggers on any motorway
7. People who think their front fog lights are a fashion accessory or a substitute for their headlights
8. People with loud exhaust pipes and/or stereos on loud with their car windows open
9. Anyone who is part of or supports "Celebrity Culture" including the media
10. All politicians without exception
11. Cold callers
12. All religious "officials"
13. Prominent Footballers and anyone who describes the team they support as WE unless they're actually a member of the club or a significant shareholder
14. Anyone who chews gum with their mouth open
15. Anyone who fails to consider the impact of their lack of personal hygine on others

[FSM with Cheddar]

4. People who use THERE instead of THEIR and THEY'RE because they're too lazy to bother to engage their single braincell

I got it right didn't I?