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    #21
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I suspect I was in a meeting with you on Weds in that case then. I have to admire such blatancy.
    I think you're in there TW.

    I can just imagine Mary fluttering her fan and saying...

    Oh goodness! Mister Timberwolf! I do admire your blatancy!

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #22
      1) People who don't even acknowledge you - never mind thank you -when you hold the door open for them.
      2) People who sit in the outside lane of the motorway, and aren't going any faster than the people in the middle lane.
      3) People who get in to the right hand lane 2 miles in advance - therefore blocking my progress - just because they are turning right at the next junction, and can't make the manoeuvre later
      4) Agents
      5) Everything else.

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I suspect I was in a meeting with you on Weds in that case then. I have to admire such blatancy.
        I've never done it (holding open a door and then standing in the doorway and letting a woman squeeze past), but I saw my first IT manager do it once and get away with it. In fact he used to do it at any opportunity.

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          #24
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          I think you're in there TW.

          I can just imagine Mary fluttering her fan and saying...
          Not quite, but nearly. More a withering glance and a comment that my chest can't hear. But yes, obviously mild pervertion is an extremely attractive prospect.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            But yes, obviously mild pervertion is an extremely attractive prospect.
            What about extreme perversion?

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              #26
              Originally posted by Ken Dodd View Post
              1) People who don't even acknowledge you - never mind thank you -when you hold the door open for them.
              2) People who sit in the outside lane of the motorway, and aren't going any faster than the people in the middle lane.
              3) People who get in to the right hand lane 2 miles in advance - therefore blocking my progress - just because they are turning right at the next junction, and can't make the manoeuvre later
              4) Agents
              5) Everything else.
              I do always say thank you, against my own will sometimes. I also sometimes find myself saying sorry if someone else walks into me or something, not sure why...
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                I've never done it (holding open a door and then standing in the doorway and letting a woman squeeze past), but I saw my first IT manager do it once and get away with it. In fact he used to do it at any opportunity.
                A man here does it to me and the only other girl in this office. Personal space means nothing to him
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  people who come round to your house and leave anchovies under the carpet and down the back of the sofa.
                  Oh I hate that! Don't they have anything better to do?
                  Bored.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    What about extreme perversion?
                    It's a must.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      A man here does it to me and the only other girl in this office. Personal space means nothing to him
                      Phwooarrr!

                      I SAY!

                      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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