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how do i stop the bleeding?
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Yeah. Don't be gay. If you're fit enough to post, you're fit enough to get your arse out to work...Older and ...well, just older!! -
In which case we can nominate him for a Darwin award in his memoryOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostI revel in schadenfreude as much as the next CUK poster, but I think there is a chance that EOs mishap could still prove to be life-threatening.
Instead of attending to his wound, he spent time posting on CUK using his no-doubt grotty and bacillus-laden keyboard, and so will probably develop sepsis in the next 48 hours or so.
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Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.
Some will be pleased to hear that:
a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected
EOThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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48 hourer?!!!!Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostThanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.
Some will be pleased to hear that:
a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected
EO

Much did you bill for that?!!!!!!
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Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostThanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.
Some will be pleased to hear that:
a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected
EO
Should have chucked it in the canal.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Should have chucked you in the canal.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostJust got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?
Should have chucked it in the canal.

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Oh dear, I'm cut to the quickOriginally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostShould have chucked you in the canal.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?
Edge play confirmed then !
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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£80/hr - same as usual...Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post48 hourer?!!!!

Much did you bill for that?!!!!!!
Tw@Originally posted by bogeyman View PostJust got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?
Should have chucked it in the canal.

How kind...Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostShould have chucked you in the canal.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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80 quid an hour. do you need an apprentice ? I'll peel yer spuds for youOriginally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post£80/hr - same as usual...
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How kind...
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