Reply to: how do i stop the bleeding?

[Andy2]

Ask your partner to pee on it

[TimberWolf]

Try to avoid eating rat poison for a while because it will only make the bleeding worse.

[OwlHoot]

I'd recommend a course of leeches

[tay]

You might need to give the thumb-sucking a rest for a while.

Sucking your thumb would prevent infection actually.

As for EO, I would suggest getting some maggots and wrapping them around your thumb.

[Sysman]

Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

Some will be pleased to hear that:

a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

EO

Are you up to date on tetanus jabs?

Serious question!

[EternalOptimist]

£80/hr - same as usual...



Tw@



How kind...

80 quid an hour. do you need an apprentice ? I'll peel yer spuds for you

[EqualOpportunities]

48 hourer?!!!!

Much did you bill for that?!!!!!!

£80/hr - same as usual...

Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

Should have chucked it in the canal.

Tw@

Should have chucked you in the canal.

How kind...

[Board Game Geek]

Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

Edge play confirmed then !

[bogeyman]

Should have chucked you in the canal.

Oh dear, I'm cut to the quick

[Charles Foster Kane]

Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

Should have chucked it in the canal.

Should have chucked you in the canal.

[bogeyman]

Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

Some will be pleased to hear that:

a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

EO

Just got in from a long session at client and clutching a very sharp knife?

Should have chucked it in the canal.

[SallyAnne]

Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

Some will be pleased to hear that:

a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

EO

48 hourer?!!!!

Much did you bill for that?!!!!!!

[EqualOpportunities]

Thanks, one and all, for the insightful responses.

Some will be pleased to hear that:

a) it has pretty much stopped bleeding
b) I wasn't drunk, but had just got in from a 48 hourer at client co
c) it doesn't yet seem to be infected

EO

[DaveB]

I revel in schadenfreude as much as the next CUK poster, but I think there is a chance that EOs mishap could still prove to be life-threatening.

Instead of attending to his wound, he spent time posting on CUK using his no-doubt grotty and bacillus-laden keyboard, and so will probably develop sepsis in the next 48 hours or so.

In which case we can nominate him for a Darwin award in his memory

[ratewhore]

just cut the end of my thumb off with a kitchen knife.

can't stop the bleeding.

any bright ones?

ta, eo.

Yeah. Don't be gay. If you're fit enough to post, you're fit enough to get your arse out to work...