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Things one should not have to do in life
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You should never have to look at your own rotting internal organs via live relay video footage, from an endoscope inserted up your lubricated anus, dressed in nothing but a 3/4 length floral hospital gown which exposes your genitals in a cocketish fashionThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou should never have to look at your own rotting internal organs via live relay video footage, dressed in nothing but a 3/4 length floral hospital gown which exposes your genitals in a cocketish fashionAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBeen to the doctor again Bagpuss?Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostNah, he's just been playing with his webcam again.
Love XenThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostHope I never have to read or watch LotROriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostChance conversation got me thinking : What things should one not have to do in life?
Lady at clientco used to be in same pilates class as me. She smokes so I occasionally bump into her outside. I saw her today for first time in 6 months. I asked if she attended pilates. She replied she gave up as her son died end July last year. Looked like she would burst into tears so I checked subject and left asap (mr considerate : thats me).
Burying one's children does not seem right.(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had to suffer "return of the king" in the cinema. It has about 6 endings : I got my coat on for the first and then sat there for 45 minutes until credits rolled. Nearly caused a divorce from Mrs BP.......
I sat there in the cinema thinking "When is this ever going to end?" and you're telling me that it did 6 times?
Back to the original point, it is an adjustment that we are going to have to make as a result of humans living for much longer than they used to. It is inevitable that things like that will happen more often.Comment
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friend of mine's baby was still born last year
everything was fine til a few days before due date when she felt a twinge and went to get a checkup
the funeral was the saddest thing i've ever been too.Comment
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