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Things one should not have to do in life

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    #31
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I've had that 3 times now, the stuff that clears you out the night before is far worse than the actual procedure IMO.

    I'm having a barium meal for breakfast tomorrow at 9AM, deep joy!
    Hope all goes well! <---- Manly hug of course!

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      #32
      Getting a career in I.T.

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        #33
        Originally posted by eliquant View Post
        Getting a career in I.T.
        If you can't hack it then get a job emptying the bins.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Hope all goes well! <---- Manly hug of course!
          Cheers, they're just checking the pipework for blockages!

          Nothing to worry about as I've had the all clear for any real nasties... apart from the mild crohns that is.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #35
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            I've had that 3 times now, the stuff that clears you out the night before is far worse than the actual procedure IMO.

            I'm having a barium meal for breakfast tomorrow at 9AM, deep joy!
            I was joking, jesus, I don't want to think what mine would be like, I'm sure I have IBS. Sounds like you have something worse!

            PS has Churchill been drinking, a rather strange compassionate side is showing
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #36
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I was joking, jesus, I don't want to think what mine would be like, I'm sure I have IBS. Sounds like you have something worse!

              PS has Churchill been drinking, a rather strange compassionate side is showing
              For someone who's not had it done you described the scene very well!!

              The highlight is the consultant saying "it's alright its not cancer" whilst your still drugged up to the eyeballs.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #37
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                For someone who's not had it done you described the scene very well!!

                The highlight is the consultant saying "it's alright its not cancer" whilst your still drugged up to the eyeballs.
                My dad had to have it done last year and a follow up proceedure. They thought he had cancer, turned out OK though.
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  I was joking, jesus, I don't want to think what mine would be like, I'm sure I have IBS. Sounds like you have something worse!

                  PS has Churchill been drinking, a rather strange compassionate side is showing
                  I can do compassion!

                  (Just not very often!)

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