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Things one should not have to do in life
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You should never have to look at your own rotting internal organs via live relay video footage, from an endoscope inserted up your lubricated anus, dressed in nothing but a 3/4 length floral hospital gown which exposes your genitals in a cocketish fashionThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Been to the doctor again Bagpuss?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou should never have to look at your own rotting internal organs via live relay video footage, dressed in nothing but a 3/4 length floral hospital gown which exposes your genitals in a cocketish fashionAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Nah, he's just been playing with his webcam again.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBeen to the doctor again Bagpuss?
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You seemed to enjoy itOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostNah, he's just been playing with his webcam again.
Love XenThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I hope I never have to watch or hear something I've never watched or read too.Originally posted by foritisme View PostHope I never have to read or watch LotROriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Blooming heck. How old was the lad ?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostChance conversation got me thinking : What things should one not have to do in life?
Lady at clientco used to be in same pilates class as me. She smokes so I occasionally bump into her outside. I saw her today for first time in 6 months. I asked if she attended pilates. She replied she gave up as her son died end July last year. Looked like she would burst into tears so I checked subject and left asap (mr considerate : thats me).
Burying one's children does not seem right.(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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6 endings????Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI had to suffer "return of the king" in the cinema. It has about 6 endings : I got my coat on for the first and then sat there for 45 minutes until credits rolled. Nearly caused a divorce from Mrs BP.......
I sat there in the cinema thinking "When is this ever going to end?" and you're telling me that it did 6 times?
Back to the original point, it is an adjustment that we are going to have to make as a result of humans living for much longer than they used to. It is inevitable that things like that will happen more often.Comment
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friend of mine's baby was still born last year
everything was fine til a few days before due date when she felt a twinge and went to get a checkup
the funeral was the saddest thing i've ever been too.Comment
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