Why are northeners such numpties?

[crimdon]

They've nowt moist to go wi' chips down theer.

Sex and Beer and Chips and Gravey.
Thats all a Macc Lad wants

[BrianSnail]

Ah yes, that great metropolis of London, one day my dream will come true and I will get to work on those streets paved with gold

Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.

[Spacecadet]

Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.

and the Londoners in

[deano]

Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.

I agree. Then we can fill it up with water.

[FiveTimes]

Sex and Beer and Chips and Gravey.
Thats all a Macc Lad wants

Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
we go an shag some women and we'll have a good laugh.


Quality lyrics by the Macc Lads

[original PM]

baby's head and chips with a bit of pea wet..

are you from Wigan!??!??

anyway i think the original posters biggest issue was the not where the muppet came from but his line of work he is in bulltulip marketing of course he likes the sound of his own voice -

just start singing 'funky moped' to him - he should get the message

[sasguru]

Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
we go an shag some women and we'll have a good laugh.


Quality lyrics by the Macc Lads

Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

[Jubber]

Go t'pub
Drink ten pints
Get completely plastered

Go back home
And beat t'wife
Cos I'm a Northern B@stard

[Mich the Tester]

Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

I have a bath in my house and it's there all the time.

I've never found an 'r' in it though.

[Purple Dalek]

Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

Depends how well it's bolted down. Always call for scrap metal.