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Previously on "Why are northeners such numpties?"

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  • Bagpuss
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    Some of the 'tards need to go back to school for a geography lesson and certainly get out a little more.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Birmingham isn't in the north you shandy drinking ponce
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I suppose you think it's in the south, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen
    Originally posted by deano View Post
    I don't like going into the south much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a man, because you all do that down there don't you.
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik



    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    baby's head and chips with a bit of pea wet..
    I read that as 'a bit of wee, pet...'

    Class. Keep it up.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
    I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women.
    Pauline Quirke

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    are you from Wigan!??!??
    Ah - a Wigan kebab. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pies.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by blacjac View Post
    No, his biggest issue is that he is a tape changing self serving opinionaited pillock who can't get enough of his own inane ramblings....
    Shurely shome mishtake? Milan isn't one of my sock puppets.

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    are you from Wigan!??!??

    anyway i think the original posters biggest issue was the not where the muppet came from but his line of work he is in bulltulip marketing of course he likes the sound of his own voice -

    just start singing 'funky moped' to him - he should get the message


    No, his biggest issue is that he is a tape changing self serving opinionaited pillock who can't get enough of his own inane ramblings....

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?
    Depends how well it's bolted down. Always call for scrap metal.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?
    I have a bath in my house and it's there all the time.

    I've never found an 'r' in it though.

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  • Jubber
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    Go t'pub
    Drink ten pints
    Get completely plastered

    Go back home
    And beat t'wife
    Cos I'm a Northern B@stard

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
    we go an shag some women and we'll have a good laugh.


    Quality lyrics by the Macc Lads
    Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

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  • original PM
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    baby's head and chips with a bit of pea wet..
    are you from Wigan!??!??

    anyway i think the original posters biggest issue was the not where the muppet came from but his line of work he is in bulltulip marketing of course he likes the sound of his own voice -

    just start singing 'funky moped' to him - he should get the message

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by crimdon View Post
    Sex and Beer and Chips and Gravey.
    Thats all a Macc Lad wants
    Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
    we go an shag some women and we'll have a good laugh.


    Quality lyrics by the Macc Lads

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  • deano
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.
    I agree. Then we can fill it up with water.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.
    and the Londoners in

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Ah yes, that great metropolis of London, one day my dream will come true and I will get to work on those streets paved with gold
    Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.

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