Reply to: Why are northeners such numpties?

[Bagpuss]

Some of the 'tards need to go back to school for a geography lesson and certainly get out a little more.

[realityhack]

Birmingham isn't in the north you shandy drinking ponce

I suppose you think it's in the south, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?

No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen

I don't like going into the south much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a man, because you all do that down there don't you.

Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik

baby's head and chips with a bit of pea wet..

I read that as 'a bit of wee, pet...'

Class. Keep it up.

[Bagpuss]

I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women.

Pauline Quirke

[TheFaQQer]

are you from Wigan!??!??

Ah - a Wigan kebab. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pies.

[sasguru]

No, his biggest issue is that he is a tape changing self serving opinionaited pillock who can't get enough of his own inane ramblings....

Shurely shome mishtake? Milan isn't one of my sock puppets.

[blacjac]

are you from Wigan!??!??

anyway i think the original posters biggest issue was the not where the muppet came from but his line of work he is in bulltulip marketing of course he likes the sound of his own voice -

just start singing 'funky moped' to him - he should get the message

No, his biggest issue is that he is a tape changing self serving opinionaited pillock who can't get enough of his own inane ramblings....

[Purple Dalek]

Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

Depends how well it's bolted down. Always call for scrap metal.

[Mich the Tester]

Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

I have a bath in my house and it's there all the time.

I've never found an 'r' in it though.

[Jubber]

Go t'pub
Drink ten pints
Get completely plastered

Go back home
And beat t'wife
Cos I'm a Northern B@stard

[sasguru]

Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
we go an shag some women and we'll have a good laugh.


Quality lyrics by the Macc Lads

Is it true that Northerners have a bath once a month - whether they need it or not?

[original PM]

baby's head and chips with a bit of pea wet..

are you from Wigan!??!??

anyway i think the original posters biggest issue was the not where the muppet came from but his line of work he is in bulltulip marketing of course he likes the sound of his own voice -

just start singing 'funky moped' to him - he should get the message

[FiveTimes]

Sex and Beer and Chips and Gravey.
Thats all a Macc Lad wants

Well the weekend is coming and its time for a bath,
we go an shag some women and we'll have a good laugh.


Quality lyrics by the Macc Lads

[deano]

Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.

I agree. Then we can fill it up with water.

[Spacecadet]

Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.

and the Londoners in

[BrianSnail]

Ah yes, that great metropolis of London, one day my dream will come true and I will get to work on those streets paved with gold

Reason enough to ask Boris to rebuild the London wall...to keep out immigrants and Northerners.