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    #91
    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    There was something I was reading the other day about the MVC pattern and thought how very true.

    When was the last time you saw the MVC pattern implemented correctly? (That you didn't code up yourself, that is)
    Isn't that why things like Apache and Spring exist? Or do lots of projects forbid using 'evil open source'
    code?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #92
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      What they should have done is taken the bonus out of the programmers pay
      You evil bastard.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #93
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        You evil bastard.
        keeps people on their toes

        actually a "bonus fund" could be established.
        testers are paid out of the fund for every bug found
        anything left is paid to the developers
        Coffee's for closers

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          #94
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          I think TheDailyWTF had something like that. The coders and testers worked as a team whereby the coder would fix a bug but leave some small aspect unresolved to be re-raised, or the coder would introduce tiny unimportant bugs so the tester could catch them.
          That reminds me of the lass who was once testing an app that I was developing. She was extremely devious with the tests she devised, and I entered into the spirit of the competition by refusing to be beat. The end result was probably the most rock solid app that company had ever produced. Job satisfaction indeed
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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