Bombay Bad Boy...

[cailin maith]

I can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!

Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!

12??? Jesus Christ.....

[AZZIK]

...right, I'm just about to eat my first one.

Tried the "Hot Sauce"....

WTF is that stuff?

It stained my finger red and almost burned a hole in my tongue!

B'stard!

God knows what it's going to do to my arse!

[EternalOptimist]

what other good names are there for stuff ?


how about the 'khabul killer kebab' a seemingly ordinary kebab that has the salad marinated in tabasco sauce

[EternalOptimist]

Apparently some (even larger) animals don't fart*. Dogs for instance. This has been attributed to various physiological factors, including muscle strength, as you don't need gravity defying sphincter muscles when you have a horizontally oriented back passage.

*By which I refer to a rasper rather than a quueefff

if the missus ever finds out that dogs dont fart , I am a dead man

[Bob Dalek]

Apparently some (even larger) animals don't fart*. Dogs for instance. This has been attributed to various physiological factors, including muscle strength, as you don't need gravity defying sphincter muscles when you have a horizontally oriented back passage.

*By which I refer to a rasper rather than a quueefff

Old English sheepdogs do - trust me, they do.

[chef]

in the early 90's i bought a friend of mine some Death cigarettes for her birthday

they don't sell them anymore

[oracleslave]

in the early 90's i bought a friend of mine some Death cigarettes for her birthday

they don't sell them anymore

I smoked a box of those once as I thought I was being clever. They were rubbish.

[oracleslave]

if the missus ever finds out that dogs dont fart , I am a dead man

Here you go

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.as...ATS&Category=8

[TimberWolf]

Here you go

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.as...ATS&Category=8

Another solution:

http://www.custom-hoses.com/images/l...r-hose-20m.jpg

[ThomasSoerensen]

Here you go

http://www.garmentguard.com/index.as...ATS&Category=8

That is just unethical. Takes all the fun out of farting.
I was so proud when they told me at a kindergarten parent meeting that my then 3 year old was pulling the other children's fingers to make them fart. Wife was not too proud though.