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    #21
    It's unblocked my nose!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      God knows what it's going to do to my arse!
      When you had the Bad Boy, push four or five ice cubes up your @rse.
      It wont help, but when you tell us about it later, we can p1ss ourselves laughing






      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        A friend of mine got into Indian cuisine.

        Bought a shed-load of spices.

        Decided to make a "hot curry".

        I nearly died from the first mouthful: he'd "misinterpreted" the recipe, and added a heaped (for good measure) tablespoon of dried birdseye chillies to the pot, rather than 10 fresh chillies.

        Took an hour for my heart to stop racing.

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          When you had the Bad Boy, push four or five ice cubes up your @rse.
          It wont help, but when you tell us about it later, we can p1ss ourselves laughing






          I can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!

          Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!

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            #25
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            I can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!

            Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!
            You are Juilan Clary and I claim a free warm hand upon my entrance.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              I can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!

              Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!
              12

              just think of the VAT you squandered by not waiting a week



              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                I can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!


                12 Bombay Bad Boy B'stards!

                Blimey.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


                  12 Bombay Bad Boy B'stards!

                  Blimey.
                  I'll bring them to the CUK Xmas Bash!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    I have heard the occasional 'quueefff'

                    doesn't really qualify as a good old rasper though


                    Apparently some (even larger) animals don't fart*. Dogs for instance. This has been attributed to various physiological factors, including muscle strength, as you don't need gravity defying sphincter muscles when you have a horizontally oriented back passage.

                    *By which I refer to a rasper rather than a quueefff

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      I'll bring them to the CUK Xmas Bash!
                      Noooooooooo!!

                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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