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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Ah, women don't sh!t, do they, forgot that one!
    yes they do... i've seen the videos to prove it
    Coffee's for closers

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      thay dont fart either



      I have heard the occasional 'quueefff'

      doesn't really qualify as a good old rasper though


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      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        yes they do... i've seen the videos to prove it
        I managed to forget '2 girls in a tub' or whatever that was called until now.

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          #14
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          I managed to forget '2 girls in a tub' or whatever that was called until now.
          2 girls 1 cup
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            ...right, I'm just about to eat my first one.

            Tried the "Hot Sauce"....

            WTF is that stuff?

            It stained my finger red and almost burned a hole in my tongue!

            B'stard!

            God knows what it's going to do to my arse!
            Oh Dear (TM).

            Call yourself a man? It's your sort that caved-in to the Iranians on that boat, etc. Wuss!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              ...right, I'm just about to eat my first one.

              Tried the "Hot Sauce"....

              WTF is that stuff?

              It stained my finger red and almost burned a hole in my tongue!

              B'stard!

              God knows what it's going to do to my arse!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
                Oh Dear (TM).

                Call yourself a man? It's your sort that caved-in to the Iranians on that boat, etc. Wuss!
                I tried the "Hot Sauce" neat! Before I added it to said Pot Noodles!

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                  #18
                  Don't tell me it's a Pot Noodle
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    [QUOTE=Churchill;699060God knows what it's going to do to my arse! [/QUOTE]

                    It's going to make it hurt! A lot! At this stage I would advocate putting the toilet roll in the freezer.

                    The best you can hope for is that it happens in one sitting rather than being spread out over 4 or 5 of them. You needn't bother taking in reading material because your eyes will be watering so badly you wont be able to see.
                    When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      I tried the "Hot Sauce" neat! Before I added it to said Pot Noodles!
                      Loving the use of the word 'neat'!
                      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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