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When you had the Bad Boy, push four or five ice cubes up your @rse.Originally posted by Churchill View PostGod knows what it's going to do to my arse!
It wont help, but when you tell us about it later, we can p1ss ourselves laughing
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A friend of mine got into Indian cuisine.
Bought a shed-load of spices.
Decided to make a "hot curry".
I nearly died from the first mouthful: he'd "misinterpreted" the recipe, and added a heaped (for good measure) tablespoon of dried birdseye chillies to the pot, rather than 10 fresh chillies.
Took an hour for my heart to stop racing.Comment
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I can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhen you had the Bad Boy, push four or five ice cubes up your @rse.
It wont help, but when you tell us about it later, we can p1ss ourselves laughing

Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!Comment
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You are Juilan Clary and I claim a free warm hand upon my entrance.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!
Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!Comment
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12Originally posted by Churchill View PostI can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!
Just had a glass of milk, it's helping, but only slightly!
just think of the VAT you squandered by not waiting a week
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI can't for the life of me understand why I bought twelve of the bastards!
12 Bombay Bad Boy B'stards!
Blimey.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I'll bring them to the CUK Xmas Bash!Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
12 Bombay Bad Boy B'stards!
Blimey.
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Apparently some (even larger) animals don't fart*. Dogs for instance. This has been attributed to various physiological factors, including muscle strength, as you don't need gravity defying sphincter muscles when you have a horizontally oriented back passage.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI have heard the occasional 'quueefff'
doesn't really qualify as a good old rasper though

*By which I refer to a rasper rather than a quueefffComment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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