I am about to make a garlic sausage sandwidth, very big and very tasty, and best of all there are no coworkers to complain about garlic!
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are you taking the pith out of my speeth impediment?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by DimPrawnsandwidth? what's a sandwidth?Comment
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It stinks so much in this office anyhow that nobody would notice if one ate the entrails from a three month dead cow.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by AtWI am about to make a garlic sausage sandwidth, very big and very tasty, and best of all there are no coworkers to complain about garlic!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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The sandwidth is interesting. Clearly confusion with bandwidth which must be on atw's little brain due to working on the SKA. Most typos do not produce garbage, they produce substitutions by other words or hybrids like that. There must be a psychological study there somewhere.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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AtW, rather than invent new sandwidths, why not invent a brilliant new type of search engine?
The world is waiting.....Comment
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