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    #21
    I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

        Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
        ewww.

        Gives new meaning to "comfort blanket".

        Bet he doesn't go anywhere without it and cries when his mum takes it off him to wash it.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

          Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though
          Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

          Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.

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            #25
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

            Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.


            harsh but fair.

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              #26
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

              Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.
              I thought you wrote meeting board members at first glance, and a shiver went down my spine
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #27
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

                Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
                  Did you make that up all by yourself?

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                    #29
                    Don't hate ex. Not keen on lawyers.

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