I hate my ex-wife because...

[cailin maith]

Hate is such a pathetic emotition. It is so self defeating. She's an ex, that is all, move on.

I agree

However, why didn't you make it just an "ex" poll - you think men aren't holes aswell?

[Pondlife]

Your avatar's rubbish.

Thanks.

And yours is Michael Barrymore which is much better indeed.

[zara_backdog]

OK - I haven't got an ex wife but do have an ex husband ( well 2 actually but I don't talk about the 1st) and thank god there were no kids.

After managing to get divorced 9 yrs after leaving, he got:

My pension ( bribe),

The business ( wedding car hire - 1 Rolls Royce, Jag and Damlier Limo - he drove the RR into a wall one day when he was fed up)

90% of the proceed from the sale of the house.

Where did I go wong

[Churchill]

OK - I haven't got an ex wife but do have an ex husband ( well 2 actually but I don't talk about the 1st) and thank god there were no kids.

After managing to get divorced 9 yrs after leaving, he got:

My pension ( bribe),

The business ( wedding car hire - 1 Rolls Royce, Jag and Damlier Limo - he drove the RR into a wall one day when he was fed up)

90% of the proceed from the sale of the house.

Where did I go wong

China?

But seriously, you probably used the same solicitor as my ex-wife, "Useless, Damn Useless, Even more f**king Useless and Associates". They certainly didn't help her during our divorce proceedings!

[oracleslave]

Where did I go wong

Saying 'I do' the first 2 times?

[cailin maith]

China?

But seriously, you probably used the same solicitor as my ex-wife, "Useless, Damn Useless, Even more f**king Useless and Associates". They certainly didn't help her during our divorce proceedings!

[BrilloPad]

However, why didn't you make it just an "ex" poll - you think men aren't holes aswell?

WSS

The voice of reason. As usual it comes from a woman. Or a trucker called Bazza depending on who you believe.....

[Bob Dalek]

Thanks.

And yours is Michael Barrymore which is much better indeed.

Michael is (allegedly, etc.) a much more dangerous creature in aquatic environs than any shark.

[zara_backdog]

Saying 'I do' the first 2 times?

Too True

[BrilloPad]

OK - I haven't got an ex wife but do have an ex husband ( well 2 actually but I don't talk about the 1st) and thank god there were no kids.

After managing to get divorced 9 yrs after leaving, he got:

My pension ( bribe),

The business ( wedding car hire - 1 Rolls Royce, Jag and Damlier Limo - he drove the RR into a wall one day when he was fed up)

90% of the proceed from the sale of the house.

Where did I go wong

Not having kids? Though I preferred OS's answer........