Reply to: I hate my ex-wife because...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Don't hate ex. Not keen on lawyers.

[Bob Dalek]

Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

Did you make that up all by yourself?

[BrilloPad]

I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

[Bagpuss]

Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.

I thought you wrote meeting board members at first glance, and a shiver went down my spine

[Pondlife]

Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.

harsh but fair.

[oracleslave]

I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though

Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.

[Pondlife]

I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

ewww.

Gives new meaning to "comfort blanket".

Bet he doesn't go anywhere without it and cries when his mum takes it off him to wash it.

[cailin maith]

Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though

[Bagpuss]

I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

[BrilloPad]

OK - I haven't got an ex wife but do have an ex husband ( well 2 actually but I don't talk about the 1st) and thank god there were no kids.

After managing to get divorced 9 yrs after leaving, he got:

My pension ( bribe),

The business ( wedding car hire - 1 Rolls Royce, Jag and Damlier Limo - he drove the RR into a wall one day when he was fed up)

90% of the proceed from the sale of the house.

Where did I go wong

Not having kids? Though I preferred OS's answer........

[zara_backdog]

Saying 'I do' the first 2 times?

Too True

[Bob Dalek]

Thanks.

And yours is Michael Barrymore which is much better indeed.

Michael is (allegedly, etc.) a much more dangerous creature in aquatic environs than any shark.

[BrilloPad]

However, why didn't you make it just an "ex" poll - you think men aren't holes aswell?

WSS

The voice of reason. As usual it comes from a woman. Or a trucker called Bazza depending on who you believe.....

[cailin maith]

China?

But seriously, you probably used the same solicitor as my ex-wife, "Useless, Damn Useless, Even more f**king Useless and Associates". They certainly didn't help her during our divorce proceedings!

[oracleslave]

Where did I go wong

Saying 'I do' the first 2 times?