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What things have you dreamed of owning?

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    #51
    My own F1 team.....
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #52
      A wooden shack set in woodland that I own,
      an old landrover and a full gun cabinet.

      I'm a redneck trapped in an office

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        #53
        Samantha Fox for a night, dont ask its been inside my head since the 80s

        although shes gone the other way nowadays......even better
        A good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying that was fcuking class

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          #54
          I want my own 4000m mountain, and a helicopter for heli-skiing. A bit of woodland would be nice, also a 50m indoor pool.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #55
            Originally posted by Mike Hunt View Post
            Samantha Fox for a night, dont ask its been inside my head since the 80s

            although shes gone the other way nowadays......even better
            The 80s was quite a long time ago, she's an old lady now
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #56
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              The 80s was quite a long time ago, she's an old lady now
              She's a LILF.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #57
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                The 80s was quite a long time ago, she's an old lady now

                Thats blasphemous !!

                youve ruined my dream
                A good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying that was fcuking class

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Mike Hunt View Post
                  Thats blasphemous !!

                  youve ruined my dream
                  possibly but the real question is: Will Samantha Fox say "you've ruined Mike Hunt!" after your big night.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    Get out of my head, Chugnut!

                    Sorry Xen. I'm trying to but it's a dark and disturbing place. I keep tripping over Pot Noodles.

                    (I won one of those spinning forks the other day whilst we're on the subject!)

                    Originally posted by FarmerPalmer View Post
                    A wooden shack set in woodland that I own,
                    an old landrover and a full gun cabinet.

                    I'm a redneck trapped in an office
                    WHS mostly.

                    I almost bought 6 acres of chestnut coppice the other day, with a nice bit of rotation, it's woodburner fuel for ever. My son can build camps in it when he's older; woods are great! Can't quite risk it financially at the moment though.

                    Shopping for a Disco or Defender when my house building work is finished. Of course, I'll probably be on the bench by then.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                      possibly but the real question is: Will Samantha Fox say "you've ruined Mike Hunt!" after your big night.
                      Whose the Daddy?
                      A good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying that was fcuking class

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