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What things have you dreamed of owning?

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    #31
    I want to have a whole week of sleep. I have heard it is possible to be put under sedation for an entire week....

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      #32
      A Welcome mat made from the 'personal' hair of Cameron Diaz.

      At least that's what I used to dream of. Now I dream of having my own hair.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #33
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I want to have a whole week of sleep. I have heard it is possible to be put under sedation for an entire week....
        Where is this magical place? I quite fancy that
        ǝןqqıʍ

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          #34
          Originally posted by PAH View Post
          A Welcome mat made from the 'personal' hair of Cameron Diaz.

          At least that's what I used to dream of. Now I dream of having my own hair.
          id like to own Cameron Diaz (you can keep the hair if u like?)

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            #35
            For me, a simple desire...


            ...to have all the IT contractor's in the world working through my agency! Hey it would be great, you would have IR35 friendly and insurable contracts, you would be paid on time, you would be dragged out for drinking nights every night of the week if you so wished!
            I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying...

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              #36
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I want to have a whole week of sleep. I have heard it is possible to be put under sedation for an entire week....
              Best suggestion yet!

              anyway, enough posting... back to work, its only 8.38pm I can still squeeze another 4-5 billable hours in
              Coffee's for closers

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                #37
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post


                How large is a pool table? Why don't you just order one if you want it so badly. (or did I miss some irony there?)

                Now a proper pool might be a different matter. ..
                Oh, apparently they are only about £1000... I was thinking more like £3-5K. But the main problem is having a house with an extra room to devote to my pool table... it would spoil things if it had to double up as a dining table... I want a pool-room.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  They don't always go where I want them too. (MS)
                  Sorry didn't mean to pry, feel like a right t1t now
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #39
                    I've always dreamed of owning my good friend's mortgage. Then I'd make him wear a scratchy polyester uniform with a peaked cap and he'd have to drive me around places and call me Mr Old Greg. Occasionally I'd make him beg me like a little doggy not to evict him.

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                      #40
                      Sorry didn't mean to pry, feel like a right t1t now
                      No worries
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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