Can contractor use a Pseudonym?

[cailin maith]

sorry - my fault there. can we turn the music up? maybe cm will oblige us...

Just cos I am the girl

Any popcorn left?

[El_Diablo]

would a nice glass of tuscan red be out of the question, it'd go lovely with my pizza..

so, Untouchable, you were saying?

Hey Chef can I help myself to a glass?

[Advocate]

I have just done a fresh pot of coffee, anyone want a cup?
Anything else while I am in the kitchen?

Put some tea on and let it mash a bit...

[Xenophon]

While we're waiting...

A truck driver has been on the road for 5 days solid. He stops by a brothel, drops £500 quid on the counter and demands the ugliest woman in the house and a bacon sandwich. The madam of the house replies "for that money you can have my finest lady and a 3 course meal". The driver replies "I'm not horny, I'm just bloody homesick!"

That joke should always be followed by a comedy drum roll and cymbal to finish.

[Xenophon]

Any popcorn left?

*passes popcorn*

[DS23]

Just cos I am the girl

Any popcorn left?

lol - i'll put a fresh lot on just for you.

[d000hg]

I've just opened a pack of 9 Twix Biscuit Fingers, I can only manage 8, anyone want one?

Wow, you just reminded me I have half a kit-kat left over from the weekend!

[Xenophon]

lol - i'll put a fresh lot on just for you.

Good work, DS. It is just unpopped corns left really.

sas had most of it.

[Churchill]

That joke should always be followed by a comedy drum roll and cymbal to finish.

And the phrase "Bring your friends, I'm here all week!"

Pass the dancing girl, someone?

[cailin maith]

*passes popcorn*

lol - i'll put a fresh lot on just for you.

Ta, luvlies....