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A truck driver has been on the road for 5 days solid. He stops by a brothel, drops £500 quid on the counter and demands the ugliest woman in the house and a bacon sandwich. The madam of the house replies "for that money you can have my finest lady and a 3 course meal". The driver replies "I'm not horny, I'm just bloody homesick!"
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