Can contractor use a Pseudonym?

[chef]

would a nice glass of tuscan red be out of the question, it'd go lovely with my pizza..

so, Untouchable, you were saying?

[Xenophon]

When are the dancing girls on?

Oh man. Who was supposed to book them? It wasn't me.

[The Lone Gunman]

[puts tray on table]Help yourself chaps.

[Xenophon]

so, Untouchable, you were saying?

*slurp, munch, etc.*

[DS23]

sorry - my fault there. can we turn the music up? maybe cm will oblige us...

[DS23]

[puts tray on table]Help yourself chaps.

good man!

[The Lone Gunman]

*slurp, munch, burp, fart, excuse me, munch*

[Xenophon]

[puts tray on table]Help yourself chaps.

Super. Ta muchly.

*dives in*

[Churchill]

While we're waiting...

A truck driver has been on the road for 5 days solid. He stops by a brothel, drops £500 quid on the counter and demands the ugliest woman in the house and a bacon sandwich. The madam of the house replies "for that money you can have my finest lady and a 3 course meal". The driver replies "I'm not horny, I'm just bloody homesick!"

[Chugnut]

You got any Rum?

<Cap'n Jack Sparrow>
But why has the rum gone?
</Cap'n Jack Sparrow>

*Opens door*

There's dancing girls out here and they've bought the curry.