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    #1

    CUK stereotype

    Profile:


    Likes Terry Pratchett
    Hates Labour
    Likes Pot Noodle
    Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
    Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
    Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
    Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
    Denies climate change
    Pays for female company
    Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
    Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
    Likes war


    Did I miss anything?
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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    #2
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Profile:


    Likes Terry Pratchett
    Hates Labour
    Likes Pot Noodle
    Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
    Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
    Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
    Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
    Denies climate change
    Pays for female company
    Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
    Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
    Likes war


    Did I miss anything?
    Has a 12" cock?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Profile:
      Did I miss anything?
      looks like this:
      http://images.southparkstudios.com/m...08_jenkins.jpg
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
        Has a 12" cock?

        Yes we do, he's called SASguru
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Profile:


          Likes Terry Pratchett
          Hates Labour
          Likes Pot Noodle
          Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
          Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
          Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
          Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
          Denies climate change
          Pays for female company
          Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
          Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
          Likes war


          Did I miss anything?
          Phew, the only one that applies to me is "Hate Labour".
          Otherwise about right for most on here.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Yes we do, he's called SASguru
            Yes he has
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Thanks I missed that one


              Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Profile:

                Did I miss anything?
                Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website.
                Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Did I miss anything
                  Arrogant?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Has small tattoo(s) which are, like, different from most people's cos it was a unique design. Sits at desk and thinks no-one would believe that this mild mannered office dweller is really radical and exciting enough to have.......a tattoo.

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