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    #31
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    every day?

    On average...it depends how hungry I am I guess.
    The pope is a tard.

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      #32
      blimey - didn't realise you were so er... flexible sal.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Profile:

        1. Likes Terry Pratchett
        2. Hates Labour
        3. Likes Pot Noodle
        4. Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
        5. Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
        6. Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
        7. Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
        8. Denies climate change
        9. Pays for female company
        10. Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
        11. Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
        12. Likes war


        Did I miss anything?
        1. Yes
        2. Yes
        3. No
        4. No/Yes/?
        5. No
        6. No
        7. No
        8. No
        9. Never
        10. No
        11. Ignores them

        12. No
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #34
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post


          Likes Terry Pratchett
          Hates Labour
          Likes Pot Noodle
          Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass
          Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles
          Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend
          Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness
          Denies climate change
          Pays for female company
          Reads Daily Mail and The Sun
          Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party
          Likes war
          No
          No
          No
          No
          No
          No
          No
          No
          No
          No
          Yes
          No

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            #35
            Likes Terry Pratchett - Y/N (some are crap, some OK)
            Hates Labour - Y
            Likes Pot Noodle - Y
            Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass - Y/N (the working ones are fine, its the ones that don't that I hate)
            Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles - Y/N (Only like PC shhot em ups!!)
            Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend - Y/N (Been known to in the past when I was a wee nipper)
            Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness - Y
            Denies climate change - Y
            Pays for female company - N (Unless you count beuing married as paying for it)
            Reads Daily Mail and The Sun - N (all papers are crap)
            Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party - N
            Likes war - N

            6/12, 50%

            I'm getting there it would seem

            Adding the rest:

            Has a 12" cock - N
            looks like this - N
            Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess - N
            Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website. - N
            Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped. - Y
            Arrogant - N
            Has small tattoo(s) - N
            Likes 4" heels - Y
            Is a world expert on ANY subject - N

            Revised figures, 8/21. 38%.

            Looks like it gets worse as more is asked.....

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              #36
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Profile:


              Likes Terry Pratchett - YES
              Hates Labour - YES
              Likes Pot Noodle -YES (BEEF)
              Hates the working class/ chavs / the underclass - PROLES. HATE THEM. YES.
              Likes shoot 'em ups games consoles YES
              Frequents Games Workshop at the weekend AH. I USED TO BE A SHOP MANAGER FOR THEM BEFORE BEING A CONTRACTOR!
              Confuses health and safety legisaltion with political correctness YEP
              Denies climate change YEP
              Pays for female company HAVE DONE
              Reads Daily Mail and The Sun THE SUN
              Does not question the policies of the Conservative Party YES
              Likes war YES

              11.5/12. Sheesh. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

                Adding the rest:

                Has a 12" cock - Only when bent in half.
                looks like this - N
                Feels the need to tell other men about his sexual prowess - Y (See 1)
                Added his name to Clarkson for PM petition on government website. - N
                Thinks all speed limits and cameras should be scrapped. - Y
                Arrogant - Y
                Has small tattoo(s) - N
                Likes 4" heels - Y
                Is a world expert on ANY subject - Y

                16.5/21 in Total. 79%.

                Looks like it gets worse as more is asked.....
                cc
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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